Now what are those students supposed to do?

[Mikey]

Well, they're boned - the University of Florida has removed a link from its website to an emergency plan in case of a zombie apocalypse.

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[Sionnach Glic]

Man, that's a lawsuit just waiting to happen. One uprising of the undead and the place will be flooded with lawers.

[Mikey]

Yep. And they were even careful to be politically correct - note the reference to zombies as "life impaired individuals."

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Yep. And they were even careful to be politically correct - note the reference to zombies as "life impaired individuals."

Really? At most colleges I know they're called "professors."

[Tsukiyumi]

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

[Mikey]

I don't think that's accurate - zombies have to touch you to sap your life-force.

Hello? Is this thing on? These are the jokes, people!

[Angharrad]

[Vic]

Yep. And they were even careful to be politically correct - note the reference to zombies as "life impaired individuals."

Really? At most colleges I know they're called "professors."

[Lighthawk]

Those poor students...

"Orginize before they rise!"

[Tyyr]

Why would they remove such vital information?

...my god... that's where the zombie apocalypse will start. That's where the allies of the undead reside!

[Mikey]

Maybe it was the zombie IT department that removed the link in the first place. From what I can tell, most IT departments have a pretty high percentage of undead employees anyway.

[Sonic Glitch]

Maybe it was the zombie IT department that removed the link in the first place. From what I can tell, most IT departments have a pretty high percentage of undead employees anyway.

[Mikey]