Rule one with guns: ALLWAYS assume the weapon is LOADED and ready to FIRE. This is the one time where assuming doens't make an ass (or a corpse) out of you and me.
Rule Two: Never point said assumed to be loaded weapon at anything that can bleed.
Rule Three: if you forget rule's one and two direct said assumed to be loaded weapon at your genitals and place your finger in the assumed to be loaded weapons trigger and have wonder if not sterile exstence.
New Darwin award winner!
Re: New Darwin award winner!
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Okay, just making sure. What a maroon![Bugs_Bunny]Nickswitz wrote:Nah, it means you know that this is an idiot who was stupid enough not to take precautions, I don't feel the least bit bad that he died, one less moron carrying around a gun...RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I wish to have sympathy for this blithering idiot... but I don't. Does that make me a bad person?
Re: New Darwin award winner!
If somebody IS pointing a gun at you, just remember to stick your finger in the barrel!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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And make sure to check if it's duck or rabbit season.Mark wrote:If somebody IS pointing a gun at you, just remember to stick your finger in the barrel!!
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