Philippine Military Captures MILF Leader

[Sionnach Glic]

I just couldn't resist posting this, purely because of the title.

COTABATO (Philippines) - THE Philippine military said on Wednesday it had arrested a top Muslim rebel who was wanted for deadly attacks, but his separatist group insisted the authorities had got the wrong man.

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front's (MILF) Camarudin Hadji Ali, also known as Commander Mudi, was picked up on Tuesday as he visited his wife in a southern Philippine city, regional army spokesman Colonel Jonathan Ponce said.

'Ali is a leader of the MILF's 105th Base Command under Ameril Umbrakato, who are both wanted for a series of deadly attacks last year in Mindanao,' Col Ponce said.

Umbrakato and another MILF field commander broke a five-year-old ceasefire last year and launched deadly raids across the southern Philippine island of Mindanao, where the group has been waging a decades-long separatist rebellion.

The attacks displaced up to 750,000 people and killed over 300. They followed the Supreme Court's rejection of a proposed deal between the government and the MILF that would have granted the rebels control over large swathes of land.

Ali had a bounty of one million pesos (S$29,710) on his head, Col Ponce said.

However MILF spokesman Eid Kabalu denied that any senior MILF field operative had been arrested.

'The military arrested the wrong person,' he told AFP, adding that Muslim civilians had informed the group that a man with a similar name had been arrested.

Ali's claimed arrest came a week after the government and the MILF agreed to create a panel of international brokers to help facilitate peace talks, which are expected to resume soon.

It was not clear how the reported arrest could affect the peace talks. -- AFP

[IanKennedy]

The Philippine military is capturing MILFs, hmm... I wonder what they want to do with them

[Nutso]

Stifler's mom was hot.

[Aaron]

Man I smell the plot of an award winning porno.

[Monroe]

Awesome. I bet they had to put the MILF leader in handcuffs.

[Foxfyre]

Or tie them up

I wonder if they were whiped

[Monroe]

I wonder if water boarding would work on them? What with their lack of a gag reflex and all.

[Foxfyre]

Are they in white tes shirts and qualified to work at hooters?

[Mikey]

Does this have anything to do with the recently-legalized cougar hunt?

[Lt. Staplic]

Awesome. I bet they had to put the MILF leader in handcuffs.

probably, I hear they don't come quietly

[Tsukiyumi]

Awesome. I bet they had to put the MILF leader in handcuffs.

probably, I hear they don't come quietly

And now the circle is complete. The student has become the master.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Awesome. I bet they had to put the MILF leader in handcuffs.

probably, I hear they don't come quietly

Indeed not, I believe the article says they caused explosions all over the Philippines!

[Tsukiyumi]

Yes, excellent. You are all progressing nicely.

[Foxfyre]

And people feel very pasionate about this. Could also answer the question whos nailin palin

[Mikey]

Yes, excellent. You are all progressing nicely.

*sniff* You try so hard to teach them, to raise them right... then you can only hope for the day that they take your wisdom to heart...