A new spin on "Trashy Romance"

[Angharrad]

Kansas couple robbed at knifepoint while having sex in dumpster

BY NEIL NAGRAJ

A trashy romance story took a true-crime twist for a Kansas couple who sought privacy in a dumpster to have sex.

While sharing what Wichita cops called an "intimate moment," the man and woman, both 44, were robbed at knifepoint, the Wichita Eagle reports.

A 59-year-old assailant, accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on, robbed the lovers of shoes, jewelry and a wallet last Saturday.

Cops were called and the suspects were apprehended shortly thereafter.

The couple's property was returned.

Read more: The NY Daily News

[Tyyr]

How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

[Nutso]

What positions do you use in a dumpster?

[Sionnach Glic]

WTF?

[Mikey]

How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.

What positions do you use in a dumpster?

I can think of a few, but I guess it depends on what the contents were before you got in.

Did anybody else notice that it said "59-year-old assailant?"

[Angharrad]

How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.

What positions do you use in a dumpster?

I can think of a few, but I guess it depends on what the contents were before you got in.

Did anybody else notice that it said "59-year-old assailant?"

Don't forget he was "accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on"

[Nickswitz]

How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.

What positions do you use in a dumpster?

I can think of a few, but I guess it depends on what the contents were before you got in.

Did anybody else notice that it said "59-year-old assailant?"

Don't forget he was "accompanied by a 64-year-old man who egged him on"

Haha, I can see this as like a little boy being dared to do so, and the other one being the daree.. lol

Wow, this is just weird though, lol.

[Tyyr]

How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

IDK... you have kids, too - you know what it's like trying to get some privacy.

I do, but I still have some standards. I'd be too busy gagging from the smell to be able to perform.

[Sonic Glitch]

Is it bad that upon reading the phrases describing the assailants I immediately thought

[Tsukiyumi]

How low can your standards be if you're willing to screw in a dumpster?

Seriously. Next to the dumpster, sure, but in it?

[Aaron]

Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.

[Lt. Staplic]

Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.

[Nickswitz]

Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.

If by brilliant you mean unimaginably stupid, then yes, pure brilliance...

[Angharrad]

Well if their cheating on someone the smell of garbage will overpower any perfume. Tis a brilliant plan really.

Until the guy with the knife showed up.

[Aaron]

That isn't something you can reasonably predict though.