Mythical Beast Found?
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Mythical Beast Found?
Chupacabra found? Draw your own conclusions.
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Re: Mythical Beast Found?
I thought the cupathingy was suppose to be a giant lizard...that looks like a dog with a skin condition.
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So, a giant lizard is code for large, dried out Chiuaua. Who knew.
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Re: Mythical Beast Found?
AyeLighthawk wrote:I thought the cupathingy was suppose to be a giant lizard...that looks like a dog with a skin condition.
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Re: Mythical Beast Found?
Oh, please. The number of "remains of El Chupacabra" that have been "discovered" is astounding. They invariably turn out to be dessicated corpses of wild canines or vulpines, or IIRC in one instance a starved capybara. You've got a better shot of finding in Puerto Rico the fossil remains of a heretofore-unknown 3,000-lb. monster coqui.
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Re: Mythical Beast Found?
It's a frickin' dog. ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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Re: Mythical Beast Found?
Show me a never-before-seen creature sucking on a goat, and then I'll believe that there's really a goatsucker.
*Amendment* A couple of "sightings" turned out to be a rare, nearly hairless breed of coyote with a bluish skin tone, a few have been coyotes with extreme cases of mange, and one turned out to be a gray fox with an extreme case of mange. The Maine "chupacabra" was allowed to be scavenged by vultures before authorities could examine the corpse - photos show an alien animal from certain angles - other angles showed a gaunt chow or akita-mix dog suffering from some minor hair loss.
Wow. Crazy to think that a sick carnivore would attack domestic animals, huh?![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
*Amendment* A couple of "sightings" turned out to be a rare, nearly hairless breed of coyote with a bluish skin tone, a few have been coyotes with extreme cases of mange, and one turned out to be a gray fox with an extreme case of mange. The Maine "chupacabra" was allowed to be scavenged by vultures before authorities could examine the corpse - photos show an alien animal from certain angles - other angles showed a gaunt chow or akita-mix dog suffering from some minor hair loss.
Wow. Crazy to think that a sick carnivore would attack domestic animals, huh?
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Re: Mythical Beast Found?
I think this is pretty cool. There is truth in a lot of our myths so hey if this animal is where the myth comes from awesome then.
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It's a bloated dog carcass with no hair left on it.
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