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If True, The Best Reason To Go Green Ever

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTfY0EeJ ... re=channel

I'd like to see some more about this. This could actually be a major problem in the near future. :worried:
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I must live in the cleanest spot on the earth :p

And damn he looks chunky in those old videos.
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Monroe wrote:I must live in the cleanest spot on the earth...
Har har har. :lol:
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Arg. Can't access the video. Synopsis please...
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stitch626 wrote:Arg. Can't access the video. Synopsis please...
Pesticides and chemicals in our air and water are turning animals of numerous species into hermaphrodites, and effectively lowering our sperm counts.

...And making our penises smaller.
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Oh. :lol:
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How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
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Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
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Nutso wrote:How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
I'm wondering why pollution never makes penises bigger. :?
stitch626 wrote:Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Very true. :lol:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Nutso wrote:How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
I'm wondering why pollution never makes penises bigger. :?
Radioactive pollution made mild-mannered Bruce Banner's penis bigger. As well as everything else.
stitch626 wrote:Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Maybe some of us will die, while some of us will evolve to live in pollution. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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:lol:

I'd rather be dead than a turtle... I think.
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Nutso wrote:Maybe some of us will die, while some of us will evolve to live in pollution. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
:laughroll:
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Well, I live 20 minutes' drive north of Oyster Creek nuclear power plant, and I've got two kids and a wife who ain't complaining.

Just sayin'.
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Mikey wrote:Well, I live 20 minutes' drive north of Oyster Creek nuclear power plant, and I've got two kids and a wife who ain't complaining.

Just sayin'.
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Nutso wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:
Nutso wrote:How come pollution is always lowering sperm counts and making penises smaller? Why doesn't it ever cure AIDS?
I'm wondering why pollution never makes penises bigger. :?
Radioactive pollution made mild-mannered Bruce Banner's penis bigger. As well as everything else.
stitch626 wrote:Well, eventually pollution will cure AIDS... just won't be anyone around to notice.
Maybe some of us will die, while some of us will evolve to live in pollution. Like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Or Lt. Paris and Captain Janeway!
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