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'Dead' baby wakes before funeral

A premature baby declared dead by doctors at a hospital in Paraguay was found to be alive hours later when he was taken home for a funeral wake.

Jose Alvarenga said he had discovered his son was alive after he heard crying from the box in which he was placed.

The baby is now back at the same hospital's intensive care unit and reported to be in a stable condition.

The head of pediatric care at the hospital said a doctor had not properly checked the infant's vital signs.

"This is a very unusual case," Ernesto Weber told the AFP news agency, adding that an investigation into the incident would be carried out.

A doctor who works at the hospital's maternity unit said staff had tried to revive the baby for an hour before declaring him dead.

"His pulse was so low that it was undetectable," Aida Notario said.

According to medical records, the baby weighed only 500g (17.6oz).

The smallest on record was an American baby who weighed just 280g (10oz), born at less than 22 weeks.
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Lucky kid. My parents probably wouldn't have heard the crying.
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The baby is now back at the same hospital's intensive care unit
:shock: Must be the only hospital in town.
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It's Paraguay - there are probably two hospitals in the country.
Tsukiyumi wrote:The head of pediatric care at the hospital said a doctor had not properly checked the infant's vital signs.
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I've heard of grown people coming back to life in the morgue. Its very strange.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:A premature baby declared dead by doctors at a hospital in Paraguay was found to be alive hours later when he was taken home for a funeral wake.
Hours, holy crap, they work fast down there.

Up here it would have been at least a day.
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Its rather stunning that the kid was out for that long and that still. Glad they found him but if I were the parents I'd be reading that hospital the riot act. I mean, shit, they declared the kid dead without even properly checking his vitals?
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And so the Zombie apocalypse starts.
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Lets hope his first words are "Braaaaaaaaaaains"
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