Al Qaeda Sues for Peace

[Aaron]

After all, what's a little carpet-bombing going to do?

Pound sand into more...sand? No loss there.

[Monroe]

The other fun part is that they could be trying for international recognition as a political entity. From there, they negotiate with different countries to give Al Qaeda a homeland, or they go back to terrorist attacks against the most stubborn country.

Of course, in that homeland, the whole world knows where they are.

I forget the exact word but during our wars with the Pirates in the early 19th century we called them something that allowed us to declare war on them, sign treaties, but not recognize them as a political entity. I forget exactly what it was called. Grr this is frustrating I forgot what the term is called. Anyone know?

[Mark]

...give Al Qaeda a homeland...

Some land on the seafloor of the Pacific should suffice.

We have a nice island here in Hawaii, that the military uses for bombing.

[Deepcrush]

Great, wreck paradise for target practice.

[Vic]

Been happenin' for decades.

[Tyyr]

Hey, we bomb the shit out of an island in Puerto Rico, or at least we did.

Gotta bomb something.

[Tsukiyumi]

...Gotta bomb something.

Hey, maybe that was the point of the war in Iraq!

[Aaron]

Hey, maybe that was the point of the war in Iraq!

Gotta use up the old ammo before it expires!

[Tsukiyumi]

Hey, maybe that was the point of the war in Iraq!

Gotta use up the old ammo before it expires!

Not to mention all the valuable combat experience.

Plus, for the time being, we have Iran surrounded...

[Aaron]

Yeah and when the Afghan Army is more than a bed wetting convention you'll have your very own Sepoy's.

[Tsukiyumi]

Yeah and when the Afghan Army is more than a bed wetting convention you'll have your very own Sepoy's.

Okay, I'll admit: I had to look that up.