Michael Jackson is dead

[Nickswitz]

And it wouldn't be that hard to either...

[stitch626]

His face or making a toy out of it.

[Thorin]

It was a suspected drugs overdose. Police found class A, class B, and class 2C in his bedroom.

[Teaos]

He was preparing pretty hard core for a new tour.

But anyway I'm with Stitch, couldnt care less about the little kiddy fiddler.

[bob]

Ghaaaaaaaaaaa! Why!? Why today!? Why not after I had seen the FRAY on the TODAY show?!!!!
Now there gonna do a stinkin tribute to him, instead of the FRAY playing!!!
Spoiler tag used for this pourpose: If you with be ofended by bad remarks to MJ do not read the spoiler

here is my tribute, he wanted to the next Elvis, lots of music, fans, then O.D. ( I just dont know if he got to the toilet quick enough.)

Because of him I cant see the FRAY tomorrow!!

BTW I never cared one bit about him.

[stitch626]

I think whats already been said is far worse than anything you'd come up with A... Bob.

[Nickswitz]

Haha, you almost slipped up there...

[stitch626]

Well, I'm tired.

On topic, right now Times Square is packed. Just for this.

[thelordharry]

Shamone!

Rest in peace, Wacko Jacko.

[Foxfyre]

It's been reported on CNN that they're going to melt down his face and turn it into plastic toys so that children can play with him for a change.

Too soon?

Nah

[Sionnach Glic]

Personaly, I never cared much for him myself. Even if he wasn't involved in any child molestation cases, he still rightfuly earned the title of "wacko".

[Teaos]

For anyone who wants MJ jokes, if you think its to soon or dont find moking the dead funny dont read.

Michael Jackson's paramedics tried to give him CPR but his heart just wouldn't beat it.

Children may be rejoicing the world over, but cherubs in heaven are now all hiding in fear.

McDonalds are marketing a new burger, the McJacko. It'll feature 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

His dying wish was to donate his organ to a sick child.

Rumor has it he was rushed to the hospital in a NAMBLAnce.

Farrah Fawcett was talking to God up in heaven, he granted her one wish for leading such a good life, she wished for all the children in the world to be safe.... so God killed Michael Jackson

Michael's family has decided to donate his body to Lego. They're going to recycle him into blocks so kids can still play with him.

[Tyyr]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Reliant121]

Never much cared for him. That said he was a monumental influence on the world of music, and was probably one of the most successful men of all time. Rest in peace.

[Monroe]

pretty good jokes.

So if white singers who die are always considered to go into hiding. And black entertainers who die are always considered to actually be dead. Where does Jackson fall?