You know, another thing I don't get about PETA, besides their stupidity, is their desire to give animals equal rights to humans. Does this mean that the next time a lion kills and eats a gazelle, it must be arrested for murder? Are the animals not supposed to eat animals? I'd love to see a vegetarian killer whale.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
Nutso wrote:You know, another thing I don't get about PETA, besides their stupidity, is their desire to give animals equal rights to humans. Does this mean that the next time a lion kills and eats a gazelle, it must be arrested for murder? Are the animals not supposed to eat animals? I'd love to see a vegetarian killer whale.
That's a question that's occurred to me too.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
Won't anyone fight for the poor, mistreated vegetables? Studies have shown that trees communicate via chemicals released into the air; just because something is immobile doesn't mean it can't be sapient!
Put down those brussels sprouts! Stop the Harvest Holocaust! Heed the cries of the carrots, brothers and sisters!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Tsukiyumi wrote:Won't anyone fight for the poor, mistreated vegetables? Studies have shown that trees communicate via chemicals released into the air; just because something is immobile doesn't mean it can't be sapient!
Put down those brussels sprouts! Stop the Harvest Holocaust! Heed the cries of the carrots, brothers and sisters!
Just for that, I'm gonna go trample some excess potatoes!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Tsukiyumi wrote:Won't anyone fight for the poor, mistreated vegetables? Studies have shown that trees communicate via chemicals released into the air; just because something is immobile doesn't mean it can't be sapient!
Put down those brussels sprouts! Stop the Harvest Holocaust! Heed the cries of the carrots, brothers and sisters!
Hell, since a fly has a lifespan of a few days to begin with, feeling sorry for dead flies would be a full time job!
Would a member of PETA feel sorry for a rattlesnake coiled and about to bite them? </zen>
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
Captain Picard's Hair wrote:...Would a member of PETA feel sorry for a rattlesnake coiled and about to bite them? </zen>
Find out next week on "Confronting Wild Dumbasses"!
Seriously, that would be fun to see.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Tsukiyumi wrote:Won't anyone fight for the poor, mistreated vegetables? Studies have shown that trees communicate via chemicals released into the air; just because something is immobile doesn't mean it can't be sapient!
Put down those brussels sprouts! Stop the Harvest Holocaust! Heed the cries of the carrots, brothers and sisters!
Just for that, I'm gonna go trample some excess potatoes!
We have Rochey and Colmquinn. There's no such thing as "excess" potatoes.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Capt. Jethro wrote:All of God's creatures have their place, especially next to the mashed potatoes.
Amen.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939