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Depends on what police you are dealing with and where. Federal Police are a nasty crew, I was offered a job there but didn't take it on the advice of a few of them that I'm to nice and wouldn't fit in.
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Deepcrush wrote:Depends on what police you are dealing with and where. Federal Police are a nasty crew, I was offered a job there but didn't take it on the advice of a few of them that I'm to nice and wouldn't fit in.
I'll keep that in mind if I ever deal with Feds.
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I had a Lie detector exam from the FBI before... twice in fact. My second interviewer was kind of mean :(
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Monroe wrote:I had a Lie detector exam from the FBI before... twice in fact. My second interviewer was kind of mean :(
Oh come on... the FBI is the teddy bear of the government. :roll:
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Deepcrush wrote:Whats funny is we had a guy near where I used to live that tried to stab at a pair of Officers out with their rookies. A, he was shocked that he ended up in the hospital from the beating. B, he couldn't believe the harsh force that the police used on him. He tried to sue, he's still in prison that I know of... :lol:
He pulled a deadly weapon on them, he's lucky he was just put in the hospital. I know a couple of cops who'd have put his ass in the morgue.
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I'd bet they would have if they had time to draw their guns.
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I just read this on the WW message board and just had to post it here.
My 5 yo got her first kiss yesterday at daycare. She told on the boy and the teacher got on him. Telling him that there is too be no kissing of touching.

So my daughter added in .... "Yeah, or my daddy will tase you!"

My husband is a deputy, so he was loving this.
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Speaking as the father of a little girl that's actually not a bad idea.
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I remember when I was in school and a boy kissed me, I hit him with my metal lunch box. When my mom found out why my lunch box was dented, I got in trouble for hitting him. :x
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Now that's just the wrong signal to send to you a young girl. If a boy makes an unwanted advance physical violence is perfectly acceptable. The only thing I'd have said to you is in the future look for an object with a bit more mass.
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I was very angry at my mother for a long time. I only hit the boy cause he wouldn't let go of me. IMO he got what he deserved.
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Yeah, if he won't let go a girl should beat the living shit out of him and when teachers/parents find out they should congratulate the girl and subject the boy to another round of beating.
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Tyyr wrote:Yeah, if he won't let go a girl should beat the living s**t out of him and when teachers/parents find out they should congratulate the girl and subject the boy to another round of beating.
Agreed.

Reason I was upset about the FBI being mean is I was a volunteer to test FBI agents learning how to do lie detectors. You'd think they'd be a little nicer to volunteers.
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Royal_Foxx wrote:I remember when I was in school and a boy kissed me, I hit him with my metal lunch box. When my mom found out why my lunch box was dented, I got in trouble for hitting him. :x

Save the lunch box, you should have kneed him.
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