Mortgage Company CEO Found Dead, Suicide Likely

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We're not the ones stringing him along.............
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He must have reached the end of his tether.....
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Stop, stop, my ribs can't take it. :bangwall:

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Hang in there, MM&I..........it'll only get worse :twisted:
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At the end of your rope already, Foxx? :lol:
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wow, are there any more corny hanging jokes?
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Tsukiyumi wrote:At the end of your rope already, Foxx? :lol:
I uh, I uh, I got nothing. :headbanger:
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Nickswitz wrote:wow, are there any more corny hanging jokes?
That almost sounds like a challenge. :lol:
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:wow, are there any more corny hanging jokes?
That almost sounds like a challenge. :lol:
Nick likes to challenge people. He challenged me to get to ensign by friday. 8)
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Still need 37 posts by friday... :P
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Tsukiyumi wrote:At the end of your rope already, Foxx? :lol:
Actually yes, so I thought I would just hang around. :lol:

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:bangwall: :whack: :suicide: :phaser: :roll:



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Nickswitz wrote:wow, are there any more corny hanging jokes?
Yes, but on a completely separate topic.
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Mikey wrote:
Nickswitz wrote:wow, are there any more corny hanging jokes?
Yes, but on a completely separate topic.
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