Have I Got News for You
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Have I Got News for You
Who else watches it? New series starts in five minutes.
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
Re: Have I Got News for You
What??
That seems kinda random, never heard of it, but wow, you sure like short and sweet don't you.
That seems kinda random, never heard of it, but wow, you sure like short and sweet don't you.
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Yes.
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Ok, what's it about?
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"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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I miss Angus Deaton.
I hope they get Boris Johnson to host it again though.
I hope they get Boris Johnson to host it again though.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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I think Boris is a bit busy at the moment, although it would be good if he found time to do it again. Frank Skinner, on the other hand, I could do without.
Or they could try and get Moron on again.![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
Or they could try and get Moron on again.
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Tub of lard! Tub of lard!
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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"Moron"?
Personaly I though the ones with Borris Johnson on them were hillarious. He's like the British George W Bush.
Personaly I though the ones with Borris Johnson on them were hillarious. He's like the British George W Bush.
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Piers Morgan - the idiot who used to run the Mirror, and had a long standing feud with Hislop. He was on as one of the guests twelve years ago, and got a famous thumping.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
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I seem to recall that he basically claimed nobody liked Hislop and appealed to the audience on that point. Yeah... ask for hate for one of the stars of the show from its own audience. That'll work. ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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Tonight's was priceless - admittedly they had a huge target to aim for, but that doesn't reduce it in the slightest.
And Rolf Harris is still bloody brilliant.![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
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And Rolf Harris is still bloody brilliant.
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Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Watching it now.
Andy Hamilton is a funny little fella.
Andy Hamilton is a funny little fella.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."