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I was just wondering that myself.
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Bryan Moore wrote:Based on your title, I call shennanigans
Why? They really did. Check out the news story a linked. I was a surprised as you are.
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Mikey wrote:Either that, or let's make turn the Marines back into marines. Let's see how a tub full of half-trained buccaneers do against an onboard platoon of the USMC.
And what is that supposed to mean!!!! :madashell:
It wasn't an insult. I'm just saying that the USMC is now a vanguard or high-level insertion force, not actually "marines" in the sense of soldiers stationed aboard a ship. I'd love to see how a rowboat full of Somalis fares against a fully-kitted platoon of devil dogs. :twisted:
Rochey wrote:I wonder could we bring back the concept of Q-ships?
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Rochey wrote:I wonder could we bring back the concept of Q-ships?
I've been thinking that since Sunday. Maybe it's time I try for an editorial in the paper...
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me,myself and I wrote:
Rochey wrote:I wonder could we bring back the concept of Q-ships?
I've been thinking that since Sunday. Maybe it's time I try for an editorial in the paper...
I think I already posted something to the effect.
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It wasn't an insult. I'm just saying that the USMC is now a vanguard or high-level insertion force, not actually "marines" in the sense of soldiers stationed aboard a ship. I'd love to see how a rowboat full of Somalis fares against a fully-kitted platoon of devil dogs. :twisted:
That would imply that we care about saving the boat those rags are on. Let it sink and let them (the ones not filled with bullet holes) drown.
Nice. "Let me show you a magic trick... Surprise! It's a Harpoon!"
Way way to expensive. MGs are the best way to go. Maybe even a Vulcan or 3in cannon from a Coast Guard Destroyer.
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Deepcrush wrote:Way way to expensive. MGs are the best way to go. Maybe even a Vulcan or 3in cannon from a Coast Guard Destroyer.
Yeah, you're probably right. I guess I just got excited about the big boom.
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Big BOOM wasted when the MGs mean you get to watch a bunch of people slowly burn and drown and maybe even die by sharks.
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THAT'S what we need as a maritime weapon - some friggin' sharks with some friggin' laser beams attached to their friggin' foreheads.
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Mikey wrote:THAT'S what we need as a maritime weapon - some friggin' sharks with some friggin' laser beams attached to their friggin' foreheads.
This makes me want to kick you.
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Deepcrush wrote:
Mikey wrote:THAT'S what we need as a maritime weapon - some friggin' sharks with some friggin' laser beams attached to their friggin' foreheads.
This makes me want to kick you.
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I have, but you just Austin' a topic which involved Marines.... :evil:
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I didn't say that the sharks had to join the Corps.

besides - if the Chinese can use dolphins, we can use sharks.
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Now if the sharks joined the Corps then it would be ok.
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Deepcrush wrote:Way way to expensive. MGs are the best way to go. Maybe even a Vulcan or 3in cannon from a Coast Guard Destroyer.
MGs are too light to be certain of sinking one of the bigger ships, 3 in I think would be too heavy and complicated for a Q-ship. A Vulcan would do well, but its rate of fire might be a problem - you'd have to carry a huge amount of ammo. Best bet, I think, would be a few 40mm Bofors.
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Do those pirates have any ships that won't sink if they get chewed up by a couple of 50cal? Besides, how good are the 40mm up close?
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