The French do something useful!
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The French do something useful!
No, really. Mark down today's date - the modern French military contributes to the world.
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Man, these pirates are seriously getting on my nerves. I would suggest airstrikes, but bombing a bunch of mud huts seems like a waste of good munitions.
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Bomb the ports they operate out of. That'll put an end to both their ships and whatever support they had from the locals.
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I say, treat their "vows of revenge" as a declaration of war. The US may have an over-inflated opinion of itself, but responding to a declaration of war with the full power of the US war machine ought to make a couple of Somalis with rowboats and AK-47's take note.
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Agreed. Let's see how tough they act against a carrier battle group.
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Either that, or let's make turn the Marines back into marines. Let's see how a tub full of half-trained buccaneers do against an onboard platoon of the USMC.
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Hmmm... Decoy cargo ships full of Marines? I think we're onto something there. ![happydevil :happydevil:](./images/smilies/devil-smiley-037.gif)
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That would be a great idea for a movie. lol
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Based on your title, I call shennanigans
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Well, don't forget that the French are also taking on the Scientologists.
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And what is that supposed to mean!!!!Mikey wrote:Either that, or let's make turn the Marines back into marines. Let's see how a tub full of half-trained buccaneers do against an onboard platoon of the USMC.
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Fuck that, put a few Marines with dual M2HB .50 cal MGs on ships. If those pussies want to come within range then thats fine by me.Tsukiyumi wrote:Hmmm... Decoy cargo ships full of Marines? I think we're onto something there.
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What its a space battle now?with French forces seizing a bandit mother ship
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You know America has already won two wars against pirates. We're almost 200 years without another pirate war. We could use one.
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Well, its either the US comes in or you have to trust the french to win a war on their own.
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I wonder could we bring back the concept of Q-ships?
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