Borg or Dead
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Re: Borg or Dead
no problem
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: Borg or Dead
Well, most suicides with firearms are to the head simply because it's quicker and likely nearly painless. Yet about ten percent shoot themselves in the chest (likely to have an open casket funeral). With a phaser on high, it would eliminate the need for that, cause you'd be free floating molecuels before you knew it.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Borg or Dead
What, you don't think a jar of plasma would make an attractive presentation at a funeral? 8)Mark wrote:Well, most suicides with firearms are to the head simply because it's quicker and likely nearly painless. Yet about ten percent shoot themselves in the chest (likely to have an open casket funeral). With a phaser on high, it would eliminate the need for that, cause you'd be free floating molecuels before you knew it.
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Re: Borg or Dead
It would certainly be............different 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Borg or Dead
I just put it to where the neck meets the chin; slight angle, and you have a clean hit to the medulla.Mark wrote:Well, most suicides with firearms are to the head simply because it's quicker and likely nearly painless...
Er, I mean, if I were to ever contemplate suicide, that's what I'd do...
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Borg or Dead
Glad to see you've never given that much serious thought.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Borg or Dead
I'd shoot myself in the head, but there's nothing vital there.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Borg or Dead
I can understand people trying to end their suffering with a quick and mostly painless death, but people to choose longer methods like strangling themselves just trip me out.
The worse was a guy I went to high school with. His sister doused herself in gas, went to her room, and struck her lighter. She was ablaze for 30 seconds in agony, and didn't make a sound. Her dad put her out, but she got SERIOUSLY disfigured.
The worse was a guy I went to high school with. His sister doused herself in gas, went to her room, and struck her lighter. She was ablaze for 30 seconds in agony, and didn't make a sound. Her dad put her out, but she got SERIOUSLY disfigured.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Borg or Dead
Wow. What the hell was she on?Mark wrote:The worse was a guy I went to high school with. His sister doused herself in gas, went to her room, and struck her lighter. She was ablaze for 30 seconds in agony, and didn't make a sound. Her dad put her out, but she got SERIOUSLY disfigured.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Re: Borg or Dead
Hardcore...
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Re: Borg or Dead
You didn't by any chance go to high school with a bunch of Buddhist monks in VietNam, did you?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Borg or Dead
And Mikey beats me to the joke.....again.
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Re: Borg or Dead
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Borg or Dead
Nope, just your regular run of the mill Psyco High. She had some emotional disorder, similar to being a hitter, where she TRULY believed she deserved pain. She couldn't take it anymore, so chose to kill two birds with one stone by choosing the most painful means of suicide she could think of.
As far as I know, she's still in the nut house.
As far as I know, she's still in the nut house.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Borg or Dead
If I knew it was definite assimilation any second and they'd already adapted to phasers and there was no escape, I'd turn it on myself, highest level and vapourise! One less drone to do there bidding...
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”