I think he deserves some kind of award.An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
The Revenge of Biggus Dickus
The Revenge of Biggus Dickus
From the BBC, complete with picture:
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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hahaha. A whole year? ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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And they probably only found it after looking up their house on Google Earth.
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Rochey wrote:And they probably only found it after looking up their house on Google Earth.
That program is so freaky. How on earth can satellites see what the ground facing part of a street light looks like?!
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I have no idea, but now you can look underwater too. It's so amazing. lol
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Litle known fact, the majoirty of images of cities in google Earth are taken by planes. Theres a reason to can zoom in so much over cities but not other areas.
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Yeah, I kinda knew that, lol, especially explains why there aren't so many planes visible in the air on Google earth.
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That story is only funny because the house was so obscenely expensive, and you just know that the parents are the types who value appearances over everything.
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That's what got me laughing about it.Mikey wrote:That story is only funny because the house was so obscenely expensive, and you just know that the parents are the types who value appearances over everything.
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Surely if they were that bothered about it they would have it removed before he came back. They seem happy to leave it there until he returns from his travels. They are then going to make him remove it.
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Or that was just the story they fed the press to seem like they were good parents.
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that's funny. ![laughroll :laughroll:](./images/smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif)
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Provided it didn't break any laws, I'd be tempted to congratulate my son on this. I find the thought of a 60ft dick on my house visible from the air to be rather amusing.