Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats

[Aaron]

I take it this is the cheaper option then just hiring a guy to throw them out.

[Granitehewer]

compromise and use sonic warfare, invite richard machowicz or however you spell mr future weapons, down for the day.
reminds me of 'Dune' now.....

[Mikey]

What may really set them off is a string quartet. not something pleasant, but one bordering on vertiuosity, with each of the instruments vying for attention. it irritates me slightly, and I know that those people ususally can't stand classical music. Then again, they may get even more aggressive by this.

Play Schoenberg. They'll be able to close the mall by 10:00 am.

[shran]

To really achieve that effect, i'd take something more intense, like contemporary Japanese music, toru takemitsu and the like.

[Granitehewer]

riki, is by far the better element in contemporary japanese music, he's the dude

[Mark]

Kenny G. Hands down. Hell, he makes ME want to cut my own throat!

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Yanni?

[Tsukiyumi]

Yanni?

Good one. *shudder*

[Mikey]

Yanni?

They want to scare the kids, not make them commit seppuku.

[kostmayer]

Seppuku? Most kids these days don't even know how to use a table knife.

[Mark]

Or any other kind of silverware either