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Gay Obama Shock!

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Boy I didn't know where this belonged, politics or the humour section. These guys will print anything it seems.


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PRESIDENT Barack Obama is caught up in a new gay sex and drug scandal - and his loving wife is heartbroken, sources tell GLOBE in a blockbuster world exclusive. Find out all the details of the letter Michelle Obama received from the MAN who claims to be her husband's lover.

http://www.globemagazine.com/
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Is this before or after Obama was abducted by aliens and programmed to prepare Earth for the conquest of the Zombie People from Planet X? :roll:
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No, he replaced the leader of the Zombie People.
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Obama isn't the leader of the Zombie People, he's the leader of the Lizard People. Please people, get your People straight.
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Lazar wrote:Obama isn't the leader of the Zombie People, he's the leader of the Lizard People. Please people, get your People straight.
I thought the queen of england was the ruler of the lizard people :shock:
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How odd is this? I was watching the Daily show and they interviewed two guys, white guy who claims Obama fits the description of the Anti-Christ, and a black guy who says Obama is the next Hitler. Obama is a Muslim and now Obama is gay. Next he'll be dating Lindsay Lohan and marrying Britney Spears.
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???
Well that came completely out of left field. :wtf:
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Mikey wrote:No, he replaced the leader of the Zombie People.

Didn't you guys hear? He has a threesome with the leader of the Zombie People AND the leader of the lizzard people.
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so which one was the man?
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No no no
I'm pretty sure the lizard people abducted him and he was married to the aliens and then divorced Lindsay Lohan, maybe I'm confusing my stories here though. Lol. These people have issues, lol
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What the bloody hell are we going on about? i am seriously worried bout all this now.
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Reliant121 wrote:What the bloody hell are we going on about? i am seriously worried bout all this now.
Why? Which side are you on, Kierann? Are you with the Lizard People or the Zombie People? :P
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Go Lizardmen! :P

Seriously, though, I'd bet a tenner that this is some made up BS to sell more magazines.
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Just today I met a group of tired, disheveled looking people who were asking me a bunch of physics questions about branes. Should I be worried?
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*Sigh*

People, people please!

It's obvious Obama is leader of the gay lizard people, and is about ready to declare war on the WASP zombies as they're led by Lindsey Lohan and the Olsen twins.

I mean, seriously. It's not that hard to keep straight. :P :lol:
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