The Joke Thread

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:lol:
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Eeew............ :lol:
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Swim for it!
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:?
Sorry, don't get it.
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Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words. :worried:
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Ewww! :shock:
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Deep god....that was bad :shock:
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IanKennedy wrote:Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words. :worried:
That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.
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"Buffallo come" he says.
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"Ear sticky"
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me,myself and I wrote:
IanKennedy wrote:Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words. :worried:
That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.
That's a very unfortunate phrase to use in this context. Change a letter and add another to find the answer. Also, if the joke is going over you head I would suggest a snorkel. :happydevil:
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IanKennedy wrote:
me,myself and I wrote:
IanKennedy wrote:Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words. :worried:
That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.
That's a very unfortunate phrase to use in this context. Change a letter and add another to find the answer. Also, if the joke is going over you head I would suggest a snorkel. :happydevil:
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An Alaskan frontiersman takes his snowmobile to the mechanic because it isn't running properly. The mechanic looks at the vehicle and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man wipes his mouth nervously and says, "No - that's just mayonnaise!"
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Oooookkaaayyyyyyyy
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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:laughroll:
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Lazar wrote:An Alaskan frontiersman takes his snowmobile to the mechanic because it isn't running properly. The mechanic looks at the vehicle and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man wipes his mouth nervously and says, "No - that's just mayonnaise!"
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