The Joke Thread

[Lt. Staplic]

[Mark]

Eeew............

[Graham Kennedy]

What do you do if you see 10,000 Elephants coming over a hill?

Swim for it!

[stitch626]

Sorry, don't get it.

[IanKennedy]

Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

[Lazar]

Ewww!

[Reliant121]

Deep god....that was bad

[Sonic Glitch]

Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.

[kostmayer]

Two Indians are out hunting. One of them stops and puts his ear to the ground/

"Buffallo come" he says.
"How can you tell?"
"Ear sticky"

[IanKennedy]

Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.

That's a very unfortunate phrase to use in this context. Change a letter and add another to find the answer. Also, if the joke is going over you head I would suggest a snorkel.

[Sonic Glitch]

Let's just say he slightly misspelt one of the words.

That woosh you hear is the joke going over my head. I don't see it/get it.

That's a very unfortunate phrase to use in this context. Change a letter and add another to find the answer. Also, if the joke is going over you head I would suggest a snorkel.

Thanks to Staplic, all I can say is:

[Lazar]

An Alaskan frontiersman takes his snowmobile to the mechanic because it isn't running properly. The mechanic looks at the vehicle and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man wipes his mouth nervously and says, "No - that's just mayonnaise!"

[Mark]

Oooookkaaayyyyyyyy

[Mikey]

[Sonic Glitch]

An Alaskan frontiersman takes his snowmobile to the mechanic because it isn't running properly. The mechanic looks at the vehicle and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man wipes his mouth nervously and says, "No - that's just mayonnaise!"