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Man cheats himself out of Darwin Award

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A clear case of failing at failing.
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that is one lucky freaken idiot. Sometimes I wonder about us as a speicies you know........
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*Watches video* Da-yum, that was beyond close.
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Fucking moron.
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The man, from Romford, was later arrested and cautioned for obstructing a train on the railway.
I don't think a man is much of an obstruction to a train. :)
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Captain Picard's Hair wrote:
The man, from Romford, was later arrested and cautioned for obstructing a train on the railway.
I don't think a man is much of an obstruction to a train. :)
For about a tenth of a second, maybe... :lol:
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His brains on the window might block the drivers view. Though I doubt there'd be enough for a smear.
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Wow, I didn't know that people would actually run out in front of a train, that's moving no less, lol. But yeah, this guy, was a moron. How do you not notice a train barreling towards you at 75 mph, It's gotta be really loud!
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kostmayer wrote:His brains on the window might block the drivers view. Though I doubt there'd be enough for a smear.
Well, he would also momentarily reduce the train's speed by some fraction of a mile per hour. That still counts as an obstruction, right? :lol:
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the 10:15 will be delayed by 0.00001 seconds due to idiots on the track. We apologise for any inconvenence this may cause."
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I'm laughing right now at a mental image of the guy if he were a split-second slower and got taken apart at the waist... then an officer cuffing and dragging away the remaining legless body and arresting him for obstructing the train. :lol:
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Mikey wrote:I'm laughing right now at a mental image of the guy if he were a split-second slower and got taken apart at the waist... then an officer cuffing and dragging away the remaining legless body and arresting him for obstructing the train. :lol:
Ah, well, all DITLers are going to hell anyway, eh? :mrgreen:
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Fortunately, being Jewish, I have no such hang-ups. I really can't make myself feel bad about that last crack, because nobody put the guy in harm's way but himself.
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