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Bill Gates attacks audience with mosquitos

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"Bill Gates just released mosquitos into the audience at TED and said, 'Not only poor people should experience this.'"

That was the post by Facebook's Senior Platform Manager Dave Morin on social networking site Twitter.

The event took place at the TED2009 (Technology, Entertainment and Design) conference on Wednesday in Long Beach, Calif., where the Microsoft chairman was delivering a presentation about malaria education and eradication. Malaria is transmitted from person to person via mosquito bites.
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The mosquito incident was confirmed by the media office of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which also noted that the insects released were not carrying malaria.

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The philanthropist has been pushing to reduce malaria deaths through the nonprofit. In September, Gates announced that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation would provide $168.7 million to the PATH Malaria Vaccine Initiative to help develop a vaccine for the deadly disease.

Malaria is an infectious disease caused by parasites in the red blood cells. Each year, 350 million to 500 million are infected, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and more than one million cases result in death. Symptoms include high fever, nausea, chills, sweating and weakness.

The disease is still prevalent on continents such as Africa and Asia, which have tropical or subtropical climates. Malaria has been eradicated in most countries with temperate climates. There is currently no effective vaccine against malaria.
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This is great to see - Gates could've easily sent a million bucks to charity and said, "Look at me - I'm a philanthropist," and have been done. He's actually being active for a cause he supports, and I respect that more than any dollar amount he could throw at a problem.
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:wtf: Bill Gates goes mad. Does he really think that only poor people get bitten by mosquitoes? I'm not poor by any stretch of the imagination and I've been bitten (and in true Life of Brian sense) and so's my wife. Not really a good way to engender people in the audience to your cause is it, making them itch for a week or more.
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OMG, :laughroll: he has finally gone and lost his mind
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Yeah, it would've been much more effective if the mosquitoes had actually been carrying malaria. :lol:
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The audience should have expected it actually. Bill Gates bothering people with known bugs is a fairly common issue.
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Yeah it is come to think of it
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah, it would've been much more effective if the mosquitoes had actually been carrying malaria. :lol:
*cough*Lawsuit!*cough*. Still as demonstrations go I rate this as about as effective as a powerpoint, I get bitten by skeeters everyday in the summer (blackflies are much, much worse BTW) and it's not a hassle. And I'm certainly not stupid enough to think that Gates would release malaria carrying bugs into an audience I happen to be sitting in. If he was going to do this he should have filled the damn room instead of using a jar, you know...like the areas infested with malaria mosquitos are.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah, it would've been much more effective if the mosquitoes had actually been carrying malaria. :lol:
*cough*Lawsuit!*cough*. Still as demonstrations go I rate this as about as effective as a powerpoint, I get bitten by skeeters everyday in the summer (blackflies are much, much worse BTW) and it's not a hassle. And I'm certainly not stupid enough to think that Gates would release malaria carrying bugs into an audience I happen to be sitting in. If he was going to do this he should have filled the damn room instead of using a jar, you know...like the areas infested with malaria mosquitos are.
*cough*sarcasm*cough* :lol:

And, yeah. A few dozen mosquitoes certainly don't properly illustrate what it's like in a really infested area. I still have scars all over my back from the thousands of bites I got living on the beach.

The young ones are especially bad. :x
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
*cough*sarcasm*cough* :lol:

And, yeah. A few dozen mosquitoes certainly don't properly illustrate what it's like in a really infested area. I still have scars all over my back from the thousands of bites I got living on the beach.

The young ones are especially bad. :x
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Cpl Kendall wrote:Are you sure you don't mean sand fleas?
Positive. Recently hatched mosquitoes are hungry. :worried:

I also had massive fire ant nests, and biting horseflies to contend with. :?

Damn nature.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
Cpl Kendall wrote:Are you sure you don't mean sand fleas?
Positive. Recently hatched mosquitoes are hungry. :worried:

I also had massive fire ant nests, and biting horseflies to contend with. :?

Damn nature.
I've just never heard of skeeters leaving scars before, that's all. I usually put bite-be-gone on them though.
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