The Joke Thread

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:16 pm

Hmm. Maybe you'd be of better use guarding the door.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:26 pm

(Sighs) Very well, sir.

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:58 pm

Heh, congrats. Just don't let all the shiny reflections off my pips blind ya there, m'kay?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:00 pm

GrahamKennedy wrote:Heh, congrats. Just don't let all the shiny reflections off my pips blind ya there, m'kay?

*cough*Nepotism*cough**cough*

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:35 pm

Lol, I invented this rank my friend.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:07 pm

GrahamKennedy wrote:Lol, I invented this rank my friend.

Ahh but I bet Ian put together the graphic.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:59 pm

Synthetic alcohol and synthetic commanders.

Post by **Mikey** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:54 am

Tsukiyumi wrote:Now, I'd like an onion bagel with cream cheese and lox. Anyone else want anything?

are you my cousin?

Tsukiyumi wrote:Hmm. Maybe you'd be of better use guarding the door.

Or testing the airlock...

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:07 am

Mikey wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:Now, I'd like an onion bagel with cream cheese and lox. Anyone else want anything?
are you my cousin?

I also like Matzo, latkes, blintzes, and I love Reuben sandwiches.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:10 am

Well, don't forget Mikey, he VERY recently found out he's one of us

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:15 am

Mark wrote:Well, don't forget Mikey, he VERY recently found out he's one of us

A lot of my beliefs are similar, and I like the food. If I were to convert, it'd make sense.

Lazar · Post by **Lazar** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:23 am

I'm a half Jew, like Paul Newman.

I was raised Episcopalian-turned-nonbeliever, but I do enjoy lox sandwiches.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:46 am

mwhittington wrote:Thank you, thank you! Hey, I just got promoted to Lt. Commander! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

check the rank...and you've been here longer

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:58 pm

Cpl Kendall wrote:
GrahamKennedy wrote:Lol, I invented this rank my friend.

Ahh but I bet Ian put together the graphic.

Actually no. I drew all the rank graphics.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:01 pm

GrahamKennedy wrote:
Actually no. I drew all the rank graphics.

Hey, is that Jeri Ryan over there? *whoop* *whoop* *whoop* *whoop* *whoop* Runs off.