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The Joke Thread
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I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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all the recent talk of booze and strippers got me thinking about a this joke. I'm sure most of you have heard it but:
You know what Tulsa is backwards dont you?...
A Slut
You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...
$100
You know what Tulsa is backwards dont you?...
A Slut
You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...
$100
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: The Joke Thread
Have you seen this awesome video of Robert Wexler, one of my favorite congressmen, talking about things he enjoys? Skip to 4:00.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Clever joke, but when a chick takes money for it, she's a whore. Sluts give it out for free.Lt. Staplic wrote:You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...
$100
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It's never free. It may not cost currency, but it's never free.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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How much does emotional investment or time spent count for these days?Mikey wrote:It's never free. It may not cost currency, but it's never free.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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...or trips to the clinic, or penicillin...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Mikey wrote:...or trips to the clinic, or penicillin...
An excellent point, sir.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Sick joke warning:
What organ stays warm in a womans body after death?
My dick
What organ stays warm in a womans body after death?
My dick
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Woo boy, these are getting bad.
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I've got a couple along those lines, but I'll keep 'em to myself for now.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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true but Erohw isn't a word I'm aware ofTsukiyumi wrote:Clever joke, but when a chick takes money for it, she's a whore. Sluts give it out for free.Lt. Staplic wrote:You know what a slut is backwards don't you?...
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that's just not rightTeaos wrote:Sick joke warning:
What organ stays warm in a womans body after death?
My dick
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You're correct, it's not right. Where it says "woman" it should read "sheep."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!! 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
still...both are pretty disgusting.
still...both are pretty disgusting.