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Well, for a buch of left-field fruitcakes, they sure seem to have a basic idea of how to appeal to the mainstream. At least, half of the mainstream.
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Mikey wrote:Well, for a buch of left-field fruitcakes, they sure seem to have a basic idea of how to appeal to the mainstream. At least, half of the mainstream.
49% roughly isn't it? Women out number men.
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me,myself and I wrote:
Mikey wrote:Well, for a buch of left-field fruitcakes, they sure seem to have a basic idea of how to appeal to the mainstream. At least, half of the mainstream.
49% roughly isn't it? Women out number men.
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You would have to add lesbians and subtract gay men.
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Nutso wrote:
me,myself and I wrote:
Mikey wrote:Well, for a buch of left-field fruitcakes, they sure seem to have a basic idea of how to appeal to the mainstream. At least, half of the mainstream.
49% roughly isn't it? Women out number men.
Don't forget Lesbians!
Lesbians would be included in the total number of women would they not? And if you subtract gay men i guess it would be more of a 52/45 or 48 split? Women being 52, men being upper 40s?
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Well most women have some bit of lesbian in them. Take porn for example, most women get turned on by seeing pretty women getting boned. Even the audience woman is straight she still likes seeing pretty women having sex.
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Monroe wrote:Well most women have some bit of lesbian in them. Take porn for example, most women get turned on by seeing pretty women getting boned. Even the audience woman is straight she still likes seeing pretty women having sex.
There is a fairly sizable percentage of woman who are bi (men as well), so you can throw that in there.
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Cpl Kendall wrote:
Monroe wrote:Well most women have some bit of lesbian in them. Take porn for example, most women get turned on by seeing pretty women getting boned. Even the audience woman is straight she still likes seeing pretty women having sex.
There is a fairly sizable percentage of woman who are bi (men as well), so you can throw that in there.
Or claim to be bi...like 2/3 of my HS it seems... :roll:
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me,myself and I wrote: Or claim to be bi...like 2/3 of my HS it seems... :roll:
Well, lets go with actual bi's and not the ones who do it to tease the guys. Mind you what that number is, I have no clue.
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Yeah, it's one thing if you're really bi; doing it to be trendy is just stupid.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah, it's one thing if you're really bi; doing it to be trendy is just stupid.
Sometimes i wonder about the so-called "bi" population of our school. There are a few who i sometimes wonder if they just want to get "it" from anyone who'll give it to them...
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me,myself and I wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah, it's one thing if you're really bi; doing it to be trendy is just stupid.
Sometimes i wonder about the so-called "bi" population of our school. There are a few who i sometimes wonder if they just want to get "it" from anyone who'll give it to them...
Isn't someone who wants "it" from wither men or women kind of the textbook definition of a bisexual?
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Mikey wrote:
me,myself and I wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah, it's one thing if you're really bi; doing it to be trendy is just stupid.
Sometimes i wonder about the so-called "bi" population of our school. There are a few who i sometimes wonder if they just want to get "it" from anyone who'll give it to them...
Isn't someone who wants "it" from wither men or women kind of the textbook definition of a bisexual?
I was going more for nymphomaniac maybe? Or perhaps less gently, ther're all sluts and whores of some type?
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Perhaps - but I'd say if they're going after people of either sex, then they're bisexual hoes.
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Mikey wrote:Perhaps - but I'd say if they're going after people of either sex, then they're bisexual hoes.
Ok, fair enough. :mrgreen: How obvious is it I have an incredibly low opinion of at least 2/3s of my High School? 2/9ths I neither like nor dislike but merely tolerate their existense, and 1/9th I actually like. (These are approximations, there may be some errors in rounding...)
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