Almost Made Me Cry

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Monroe wrote:So to promote a peaceful environment that is easy to control they almost always separate child killers from the general population for several years.
No matter how despicable someone is, I'm not okay with the idea of extrajudicial punishment.
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I just read this article, and these two wastes of skin should have a drill bit through all their joints. Death is too good for them.
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Rochey wrote:Oblivion is all they deserve. I don't want them wasting my f***ing air another second longer. Shoot them, and dump the bodies in the forrest so all the forrest critters can feast off them. That way, they're of some benefit.
Nah. Harvest their organs.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
Rochey wrote:Oblivion is all they deserve. I don't want them wasting my f***ing air another second longer. Shoot them, and dump the bodies in the forrest so all the forrest critters can feast off them. That way, they're of some benefit.
Nah. Harvest their organs.
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Thanks, Tsuki. In all seriousness, for the death penalty, I've always thought that'd be a good thing to do.
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Thanks, Tsuki. In all seriousness, for the death penalty, I've always thought that'd be a good thing to do.
Same here. Which is why, for reasons beyond just cost-effectiveness, poisoning them, or electrocuting them aren't the best methods, IMO.
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Definitely. Put them to sleep and then make sure their organs go to people who aren't stains on the Earth.
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Agreed. Put a round through their head and utilise the body so that some good may come of it. I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd appreciate new kidneys.
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Rochey wrote:Agreed. Put a round through their head and utilise the body so that some good may come of it. I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd appreciate new kidneys.
I could use a new liver, I think.
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Rochey wrote:Agreed. Put a round through their head and utilise the body so that some good may come of it. I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd appreciate new kidneys.
I'd say no to the bullet. Wouldn't that possibly damage their eyes?
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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:
Rochey wrote:Agreed. Put a round through their head and utilise the body so that some good may come of it. I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd appreciate new kidneys.
I'd say no to the bullet. Wouldn't that possibly damage their eyes?
Good point. Axe?
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What happens if you miss, hmm? Stick to Bridgeport hemp - it's well-proven and resuseable.
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Plain old hanging, Seafort? Good call.
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Captain Seafort wrote:What happens if you miss, hmm? Stick to Bridgeport hemp - it's well-proven and resuseable.
Well, there we go. Now, the scumbag's organs are all okay, and they can be a benefit to society for once.
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Yeah, I don't think medical science has perfected the vertebra transplant yet.

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