PETA discovers new levels of self-parody

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:01 am

Careful, PETA might hear us. Wait, do they allow that?

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:40 pm

Sorry for getting in late here. All I have to say is that by PETA's illogic, instead of avoiding eating fish, I'm going to start eating kittens.

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:00 pm

GrahamKennedy wrote:Seriously, PETA has to be some kind of parody organisation, right? Nobody can really think these things for real?

As others have pointed out, they're serious. Which is beyond sad.

I'll try anything once. i may not like it, but I'll give it a shot.

Captain Picard's Hair · Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:25 pm

Mikey wrote:Sorry for getting in late here. All I have to say is that by PETA's illogic, instead of avoiding eating fish, I'm going to start eating kittens.

Would you like a side order of puppy tails with that, Admiral?

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:31 pm

That's barbaric! If you're going to serve puppy, etiquette demands that you serve it whole.

Lazar · Post by **Lazar** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:38 pm

What about all those poor gummy bears?

Ich bin dein GummibÃ¤r,
Ich bin dein GummibÃ¤r,
Ich bin dein Gummi, Gummi, Gummi, Gummi GummibÃ¤r!

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:46 am

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Umm... OK...

USSEnterprise · Post by **USSEnterprise** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:03 am

Lookie here, I found a pic of the first of a long line of cute, cuddly sea kitties.

Capt. Jethro · Post by **Capt. Jethro** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:41 am

All of God's creatures have their place in life..........right next to the mashed potatoes.

Capt. Jethro · Post by **Capt. Jethro** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:44 am

USSEnterprise wrote:Lookie here, I found a pic of the first of a long line of cute, cuddly sea kitties.

I've heard of big catfish here in the States, but not that big. There are some folks who do repair work on dams that have insisted on shark cages in some instance.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:42 am

It LOOKS like a whole person could actually fit in it's mouth!!!

USSEnterprise · Post by **USSEnterprise** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:36 am

Don't you just want to run up and give it a hug?

Post by **Teaos** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:38 am

I'd scratch it behind the ear but...

Monroe · Post by **Monroe** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:51 am

If PETA wanted to save the fish they could just do adds on how much mercury and lead are in them. That's why I don't eat a lot of fish.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:55 am

Monroe wrote:If PETA wanted to save the fish they could just do adds on how much mercury and lead are in them. That's why I don't eat a lot of fish.

Deep sea fish that don't come too near our polluted coastlines are generally okay. Unless they eat stuff that comes near the polluted coastlines...

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