PETA discovers new levels of self-parody

[Tsukiyumi]

Seriously, PETA has to be some kind of parody organisation, right? Nobody can really think these things for real?

At first glance, you would think they're like an activist version of "The Onion", but no. Sadly, some people really are that stupid.

[Aaron]

Seriously, PETA has to be some kind of parody organisation, right? Nobody can really think these things for real?

Pam Anderson is a PETA spokesman, that says it all.

[Teaos]

"I'd rather wear fur than have Hep C"

[Lazar]

At first glance, you would think they're like an activist version of "The Onion", but no.

That would actually make a tremendous amount of sense. I'm somewhat sympathetic with the animal welfare movement, because there are horrible abuses that take place on factory farms, but I think PETA does more harm than good to their cause.

[Tsukiyumi]

At first glance, you would think they're like an activist version of "The Onion", but no.

That would actually make a tremendous amount of sense. I'm somewhat sympathetic with the animal welfare movement, because there are horrible abuses that take place on factory farms, but I think PETA does more harm than good to their cause.

No doubt, I hate animal cruelty, until it interferes with the welfare of humans. The factory farm situation could easily be addressed through better techniques, but am I in favor of shutting them down if they don't change? No. I can't afford 200% increases in food prices. And, the concept of trying to make people take dozens of supplements to offset the nutrients meat provides is ridiculous.

As I like to say when people ask me, "you'd eat that?", I'll eat anything that walks, crawls, swims or flies, at least once.

[Lazar]

And, the concept of trying to make people take dozens of supplements to offset the nutrients meat provides is ridiculous.

I know - vegetarianism or veganism is going a bit overboard in my opinion. The worst thing is people who try to make their pets vegan too - cats were designed to eat an almost exclusively carnivorous diet.

As I like to say when people ask me, "you'd eat that?", I'll eat anything that walks, crawls, swims or flies, at least once.

Me too. I'm glad that I don't have any food allergies.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Seriously, PETA has to be some kind of parody organisation, right? Nobody can really think these things for real?

Is it even possible to purposefully parody something as well as PETA does this? "There's nothing more dangerous (or..funny?) than someone who believes he's doing the right thing."

[Aaron]

PETA reminds me of those "back to nature" nuts, that want to give up all of our modern tech. Even though that means most of them will be dead in less than a year from a lack of potable water or improperly cooked meat.

[Tsukiyumi]

...The worst thing is people who try to make their pets vegan too - cats were designed to eat an almost exclusively carnivorous diet...

Right. A "vegan cat" would have a lifespan measured in months, if you didn't give it a bunch of expensive supplements.

Of course, they don't believe we should have pets at all, so...

Kendall - yeah, most people have no concept of how difficult it really is to live exclusively off of the land.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

No doubt, I hate animal cruelty, until it interferes with the welfare of humans. The factory farm situation could easily be addressed through better techniques, but am I in favor of shutting them down if they don't change? No. I can't afford 200% increases in food prices. And, the concept of trying to make people take dozens of supplements to offset the nutrients meat provides is ridiculous.

As I like to say when people ask me, "you'd eat that?", I'll eat anything that walks, crawls, swims or flies, at least once.

Unfortunately, I haven't outgrown the attitude of a 5-year old to food: I'm deeply suspicious of anything but the commonest and most basic of foods. (ironically, people in some far-away parts would find all manner of creepy crawlies as familiar as we find spaghetti. Chef Einstein-ardee's theory of Relativity, eh?)

[Tsukiyumi]

I would honestly eat most insects, as long as they're cooked. If I don't like it, I don't have to eat it again.

I mean, I love lobster, crawfish, crab and shrimp, and they're all basically sea-arachnids.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Kendall - yeah, most people have no concept of how difficult it really is to live exclusively off of the land.

Considering that we now use this "evil" tech to allow a tiny percentage of Americans still working the land to feed the far larger population, if you take it away....

[Aaron]

Of course, they don't believe we should have pets at all, so...

I don't think they've really examined the consequences of the "no pet" thing. I for one do not care to be over run by feral cats and dogs, ammo is to expensive to waste on shooting feral dogs for one. Perhaps they should take a gander at Australia to see where their logic leads.

Considering that we now use this "evil" tech to allow a tiny percentage of Americans still working the land to feed the far larger population, if you take it away....

Well they say fasting is good for the soul...

[Mark]

I could make a VERY dirty joke now. Just by comparing another analogy between "kittens" and fish. But, I'm behaving myself these days, so I'll leave that up to someone else now.

[Tsukiyumi]

I could make a VERY dirty joke now. Just by comparing another analogy between "kittens" and fish. But, I'm behaving myself these days, so I'll leave that up to someone else now.

Yeah, I'll eat as much sea-kitten as I like.