Man Wants Compensation For His Kidney

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Man Wants Compensation For His Kidney

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His wife cheated on him, so he wants her to pay him for it as part of the divorce.

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I can't say I blame him, but I don't see how this is a valid claim.
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I've always wanted to know if something like this would work.
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Weirder lawsuits have prevailed.

I think I heard this morning that organs were judged to be extra-marital assets, though.
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Mikey wrote:Weirder lawsuits have prevailed.

I think I heard this morning that organs were judged to be extra-marital assets, though.
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I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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