This is friggin' awesome!updated 4:01 p.m. HT, Tues., Dec. 30, 2008
PORTLAND, Ore. - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.
Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.
Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
Go granny! 
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
why was he in her house naked anyway...anyone who wants to rape an 88 year old woman should get off on insanity and be sent to the nearest mental institution.
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
Yeah... why naked?
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
I don't want to know.
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
maybe your the smart one here.
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
Tsuiki's strange sex clubs weren't weird enough for this wacko 
Guess granny has bigger stones than this guy does... now (METAPHORICALLY!!!)
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that still sounds perverted.
Guess granny has bigger stones than this guy does... now (METAPHORICALLY!!!)----------------
that still sounds perverted.
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
Lot of old people get raped. Its not terribly common but it happens. They're too weak to fend the intruder off and usually too embarassed to report it.
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
that's just sick.
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Very sick. 
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
88 is just a wee bit past MILF territory.
The "practicality" of choosing an old lady if you're a rapist is easy to get, but beyond the general despicable-ness of rape (and the above statement of ickyness), there seems something particularly wicked about preying on the elderly.
The "practicality" of choosing an old lady if you're a rapist is easy to get, but beyond the general despicable-ness of rape (and the above statement of ickyness), there seems something particularly wicked about preying on the elderly.
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
And if he was a burglar, rather than a rapist, where exactly did he intend to carry his "booty?" 
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
well if it takes all of two seconds for a rapist to become someones wife, imagine how long the guys would leave a rapist that preys on elderly people. That would suck...
please don't make the comment. please, please, please
please don't make the comment. please, please, please
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
People like him need to nailed to a wall through his privates, its a despicable crime to prey on the elderly. At their age they should be entitled to a well earned restfull retirement not to live in fear of some sick pervert breaking in and attacking them 
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Re: Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’
well, that was more about suffocation slowly than the nails,
but I agree, something should be missing before they return to the world.
but I agree, something should be missing before they return to the world.
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