Oops! Pay stub used as bank robbery note

[Mark]

CHICAGO - The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address.

The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.

All I can say is

[stitch626]

That goodness for stupid criminals.

[Lt. Staplic]

maybe he was framed, coworker stole his paystub. 8)

[stitch626]

That would be an interesting turn of events.

[Lt. Staplic]

"Where were you at the time of the robbery."

"In my room"

"Can anyone validate this?"

"Ya the hooker working the corner near the me and mommy to be store."