The Joke Thread

[Mark]

Unfortunately...true

[IanKennedy]

Which is why I didn't explain it to Graham for 5 years, that and the fact it's not the kind of joke you explain to a 10 year old.

[Lt. Staplic]

so, how much older than Graham are you Ian?

[IanKennedy]

4 years...

[Lt. Staplic]

see for some reason I always though you were the younger.

[Lazar]

see for some reason I always though you were the younger.

But certainly Spock seems more mature than Kirk!

[Mark]

Tis because Spock is several years Kirks senior.

[Lt. Staplic]

see I never looked at it that way, I saw it as Kirk was the captain in command, spok was the first officer and could only take command in the absence of the captain.

[IanKennedy]

I was born in 1965 and Graham in 1969.

[Lt. Staplic]

wow, same year as the moon landing

[IanKennedy]

Yup, he came close to being called Neil.

[Lt. Staplic]

[Mark]

Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are
discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says,
'I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open
them up, everything inside
is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds,
'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says,
'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is
in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles
chi me s in: 'You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always
understand when you have
a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington ,
DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians
are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no
brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable

[Captain Seafort]

Good one, and so very true.

[Lt. Staplic]