Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Even before the dangerous part comes in - how about not letting your kids run around in a cemetary because such a place demands a little respect and decorum?
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Bolded the part that's lacking in modern society in general...Mikey wrote:Even before the dangerous part comes in - how about not letting your kids run around in a cemetary because such a place demands a little respect and decorum?
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
QUite right.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
I recently asked a 13 year old son whose mother is a friend of mine, who is one of the most obnoxious and disrespectul little punks I've ever met, what he thought RESPECT was. He told me it was the title of a song.
I'm not sure if I want to pound him out, or his dad for letting him get that way.
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I'm not sure if I want to pound him out, or his dad for letting him get that way.
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
At least he has decent taste in music.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
The blame rests squarely with the parents. Etiquette and decent behavior are not instinctive.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Took the words right out of my mouth.kostmayer wrote:At least he has decent taste in music.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Go for the parent. The kid can't be expected to just learn morals all on his own. He needs someone to teach him what's right and what's wrong.I'm not sure if I want to pound him out, or his dad for letting him get that way
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You may be right. His dad's an ass. His idea of effective parenting is to play World of Warcraft while the boy raises hell, and then laughs it off as boys being boys, acting proud of his little "hellraiser" ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Yup, sounds like the perfect candidate to test out my "baseball bat to the balls" theory of population control.
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Heh........where were you and your bat 13 years ago? My friend just called me last night freaking out. She was driving home and saw him and two of his friends breaking car windows and slashing tires for the hell of it. She screamed at him to get in the car, and according to her, he informed her, "He'll be home when he's ready, and because of her, they'd have to go find a new spot to HANG OUT."
Then, she got home and told her husband Dan, he started laughing, saying "That's my boy."
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Then, she got home and told her husband Dan, he started laughing, saying "That's my boy."
![Banging head against wall :bangwall:](./images/smilies/1892.gif)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Should've reported him to the police.
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She SHOULD have pepper sprayed the little schmuck, I told her.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
She should've run him over with the fucking car. Not like it'd be a major loss to society, from the sound of it.
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Re: Kid Crushed By Headstone At Cemetery
Certainly not. Think of the mess that would make for someone to mop up. Not to mention the strong possibility of damage to the car. The downsides outweigh the benefits.Rochey wrote:She should've run him over with the f***ing car.
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