So thats what happened to the toolbag.JudgeKing wrote:
Funny pics
Re: Funny pics
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
-
Graham Kennedy
- Site Admin
- Posts: 11561
- Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:28 pm
- Location: Banbury, UK
- Contact:
Re: Funny pics
I guess it's right what they say... you can't go home again!
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
-
Mikey
- Fleet Admiral
- Posts: 35635
- Joined: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:04 am
- Commendations: The Daystrom Award
- Location: down the shore, New Jersey, USA
- Contact:
Re: Funny pics
I'd say he's having a better day than at least half the people back on Earth...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Funny pics
Master Yoda I presume?IanKennedy wrote:
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
-
mwhittington
- Commander
- Posts: 1313
- Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:49 pm
- Location: Gridley, CA.
Re: Funny pics
Mark wrote:Master Yoda I presume?IanKennedy wrote:
I was gonna say Quark!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
Re: Funny pics
Hmm..........could they be distantly related?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Funny pics
"Biiiillliieeeee"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
-
thelordharry
- Captain
- Posts: 2603
- Joined: Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:20 pm
- Location: UK
Re: Funny pics
No way! The Keith Budden, Rayleigh, Essex bit above the funny item. Rayleigh is where I grew up and now the town I live next door to! Small, small worldNutso wrote:
Sorry, bit of self-indulgence there, as you were “To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
-
Tsukiyumi
- 4 Star Admiral
- Posts: 21747
- Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:38 pm
- Location: Forward Torpedo Tube Twenty. Help!
- Contact:
Re: Funny pics
I love that article.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Funny pics
Heh, that was kind of cool.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
-
Sionnach Glic
- 4 Star Admiral
- Posts: 26014
- Joined: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:58 pm
- Location: Poblacht na hÉireann, Baile Átha Cliath
Re: Funny pics
I've heard that one before, but I think it's great.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
-
IanKennedy
- Site Admin
- Posts: 6232
- Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:28 pm
- Location: Oxford, UK
- Contact:
Re: Funny pics
I wonder how much those ads cost.No trees were killed in transmission of this message. However, some electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
-
IanKennedy
- Site Admin
- Posts: 6232
- Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:28 pm
- Location: Oxford, UK
- Contact:
-
IanKennedy
- Site Admin
- Posts: 6232
- Joined: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:28 pm
- Location: Oxford, UK
- Contact:
