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It is nice to be able to troubleshoot computer problems. People look at you and think you're some sort of wizard.
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For a while, I thought about doing freelance troubleshooting under the company name "Computer Jesus", but I was advised that some people might not like the name.
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I love that name! I'd hire Computer Jesus for my kid's birthday party!
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:lol:
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"Computer Jesus - so good we can bring your computer back from the dead!"
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" No, I can't turn water into wine, but there's some whiskey in the toolkit."
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Computer Jesus: When genius just won't do!
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Tsukiyumi wrote:I was advised that some people might not like the name.
Really? In the middle of Texas, you really think some folks take Jesus a tad seriously?
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Mikey wrote:
Tsukiyumi wrote:I was advised that some people might not like the name.
Really? In the middle of Texas, you really think some folks take Jesus way too seriously?
Fixed. :wink:

I'm really near the east edge of Texas, next to the state that calls its counties "parishes"...
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All I have to say is, Praise Science! The reason we have computers in the first place.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:I'm really near the east edge of Texas, next to the state that calls its counties "parishes"...
Louisiana perhaps thinks everyone is at their church all day?
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Let me tell you sopmething about Louisiana. On Bourbon Street, anyway, between the standard partying (and legal drinking) hours of 7 am and 6 am (that's no typo) there are an awful lot of people talking to G-d one way or another, but precious little churchin'.
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:lol:
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next to the state that calls its counties "parishes"...
Jesus, we stopped doing that decades ago. :wtf:
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They don't know any better. It was settled by the French, after all.
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