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| "Well, you do have one problem... if all you can hallucinate about is Quark's maintenance problems, you do have a sadly deficient fantasy life." | | to O'Brien |
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| "Trust me, Quark. Darts and bars go together like bacon and eggs." |
| "At least people order bacon and eggs. In all the years I've been here, no one has ever come in and asked to see the dart board." |
| "Trust me. They will." |
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| "I think we have enough evidence to at least hold the Klingons for questioning, don't you?" |
| "Absolutely. And I think I can question them until the Romulan delegation leaves the station." |
| "Just be careful." |
| "Commander, there is no careful way to question a Klingon." |
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| "I think you're lying, Quark." |
| "About which part?" |
| "All of it." |
| "Well, at least I am consistent." |
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| "Who told you that?" |
| "You did. In the future." |
| "Oh. Well, who am I to argue with me?" |
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