| Quote | 
| | T'Pril : | "A Vilcan should have a more resilient bladder" |  |  | to the room in general; when Spock excused himself to go to the toilet | 
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   | Pike : | "Nurse Chapel was unhurt but you were..." |  | M'Benga : | "You were healed. Only, whoever did this seems to have made you... Human." |  | Spock : | "What the f..." |  | 
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   | Spock : | "Don't test me, Kirk! I will break you!" |  | George Kirk : | "I'll clean it up." |  |  | when George Kirk failed to clean up his mess |  | 
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   | Spock : | "What does this mean?" |  | Chapel : | "I don't know. Shut up." |  |  | while kissing |  | 
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   | Amanda : | "I'm going to do what I should have done many years ago. I'm gonna teach you about your Human side. I'm going to show you how to lie. With the captain's help, of course." |  | Pike : | "Do I have a choice in the matter?" |  | Amanda : | "You do not." |  |  | talking to human Spock |  |