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Koenig checks his bank balance.
"Head & Shoulders? I didn't know you had dandruff!"
Koenig: I am wearing so much makeup, I can barely move my face.
After accidentally walking in on Kirk ‘enjoying certain inanimate objects,’ Chekov realized that there is not enough liquor and therapy in the galaxy to undo what he witnessed.
Koneg: “I can’t believe it… Mr. Shatner is going to give me PRIVATE acting lessons… PRIVATE LESSONS!
Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
Daydream Believer
"Right, Mr. Chekov. The drinks and canapes have been served. You may proceed to reduce the gravity and barrel roll the ship."
"Mr. Chekov, there's a message from a San Francisco traffic cop for you. Says he's looking forward to seeing you and your lady friend."
Koenig: They are willing to kill off Kirk, but not me. When will I be able to move forward in my career?
Chekov, Pavel A. Rank Admiral
"Yes, Captain. Mr. Scott reports he is ready to transport the Admiral's uniform one metre behind her."
After enduring repeated insult jokes from various Oscar presenters, Walter Koenig is considering ways to ruin the careers of numerous individuals.
Chekov is just waiting for his ‘special brownie’ to kick in so he can deal with this annoying party.
I know that expression on Chekov’s face. He, like me, despises these ‘social gatherings’ and is screaming internally.
Chekov couldn't wait to see the reaction to the laxative he had slipped into the guests drinks.
Chekov discovers edibles.
"Mr. Chekov. Is the course laid in?"
"Yes, Captain."
"Very well ... take us to the pub!"
Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. He is the designated driver.
Chekov just learned that he has drawn the short straw. Now he must keep Scotty out of the alcohol.
Unwanted touch! Unwanted touch!
There's always someone who has to work while other people party.
Chekov: (laughing) Is that your BEST Spock impression, Captain? You can't even do the neck pinch right!
Chekov: "No I don't know where Sulu is... Haven't seen him... He's certainly not crouching under my console... Nope... Not there..."
Chekov has one hope, Kirk no longer being around.
Condescending remarks. Won’t be removed until Tuesday.
Smile and smile, I don't trust men who smile too much.
McCoy: "I've got some stuff that would tranquilize an active volcano."
(offscreen) "Och, stick wi' me laddie, an' I'll show ye how to go grey disgracefully!"
Koenig [to self]: "I've gotta say that this rug is so much more realistic than Shatners."
Chekov was pleased. Unlike Kirk, he still had his own hair.
Like Kryten, Chekov had a "Smug Mode"
Chekov: (in his mind) I'll just wait for Rand to enter the restroom after I had that chalupa for lunch. That'll show her!
Chekov [to self]: "These coed restrooms may be crowded... but I can live with that."
Koenig chuckles to self: "Sure... Laugh at Chekov... I'll outlive 'em all!"
"Of course I am familiar with the Wulcan Neck Pinch
It was inwented in Russia."
The moment after a good fart.
Chekov: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
Lonestar: The… Vulcan neck-pinch?
Chekov: Nah nah, idiot. You gotta be lower, down where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lonestar: *adjusts grip* Like this?
Chekov: Yeah! *collapses*
For Chekov, a rare moment of public acknowledgment.
For Kirk, a bruised ego.

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