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Chromedome Like Kryten, Chekov had a "Smug Mode"
Reingard Chekov: (in his mind) I'll just wait for Rand to enter the restroom after I had that chalupa for lunch. That'll show her!
Frankie Chestnuts Chekov [to self]: "These coed restrooms may be crowded... but I can live with that."
Frankie Chestnuts Koenig chuckles to self: "Sure... Laugh at Chekov... I'll outlive 'em all!"
N'tran DS 12 "Of course I am familiar with the Wulcan Neck Pinch
It was inwented in Russia."
Captain 8472 The moment after a good fart.
Captain 8472 Chekov: What the hell do you think you’re doing?!
Lonestar: The… Vulcan neck-pinch?
Chekov: Nah nah, idiot. You gotta be lower, down where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lonestar: *adjusts grip* Like this?
Chekov: Yeah! *collapses*
Captain 8472 For Chekov, a rare moment of public acknowledgment.
For Kirk, a bruised ego.

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