| Name | Caption | 
| SenatorVreenak | "... and that's how I got this much more screentime than Ensign Mayweather." | 
| Mikey | "... and as you get ready for your race, let me just say, May the breast pilot win! ...er, I mean, Chest of luck! ... oh, ummm..." | 
| Sondak | Harry: "So I said to Berman: is that another hackneyed, half-baked premise is your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" | 
| LLAMA | Irina, her top low! Kim, his pant's tight!
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| Bryan Moore | "C'mon, that whole thing about being against mixing with other species, thats really not just an excuse to not sleep with me... is it?" | 
| =NoPoet= | Kim: "I'm telling you, I caught a goddamn fish on the holodeck...it was like THIS big." | 
| Tyrone | Kim: "...so when you think about it, I'm really the only straight guy left on board." | 
| Jason F. | "So you see, in the Alpha Quadrant the side ponytail has been out of style Since the ancient 1980's..." | 
| Hisrak | A hologram, a borg, the wrong twin, the dearly departed, betsy, a busty klingon, and now... hang on, shouldn't this go in the 'lists' section? | 
| Wacky | Harry: "And I swear, it was *THIS* big." Woman: "That's not what the cow said."
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| pravda | Kim: I have some great news! The Doctor said he was going to name a disease after me! Apparently, it's very rare, and can only be caught by having relations with a cow and a Klingon! | 
| Mikey | Kim: "Look - I'm truly enjoying our conversation, but you don't have to try and impress me... you're not a cow or a Klingon, so unless you would try to do something like sabotage a shuttle race, I think we'll get along perfectly!" | 
| Tiberius | I swear, you remind me of a half Cardassian and half Bajorn girl I knew once... | 
| Lagamorph | Somehow everyone around was able to resist Harry's raw animal magnetism | 
| Turgon | Harry: At least a sympathy date? |