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| Name | Caption | 
| Bryan Moore | Working tiredlessly even into old age, William Shatner has become the new chair-person for the split personality clinic. | 
| Name | Caption | 
| Roman | Kirk (with chair): "The Captain's chair isn't big enough for both of us." | 
| Spike | Change falling down the back of chairs was still a major problem in the 23rd century... | 
| Magoo | Spock walked in and found Kirk "playing with himself." | 
| Legion | Finally, Scotty managed to change the laws of physics. | 
| ExAstris | "With my last breath, I chuck this chair at thee" | 
| JilliBean | Ohhh...Caption competition...I thought it said Captain competition. | 
| Captain Nathan | Kirk on right: "You look tired. Why don't you...have...a...seat?!" | 
| Thöme | Kirk finally found a person with an ego as huge as his. | 
| John Smith | Spock, somethings wrong with this mirror! | 
| Jack | Kirk 1: Take this, you usurper!!! Kirk 2: What? Where am I? Denny Crane!! | 
| woodside | First rule of moving furniture: make sure the egos of the movers can fit inside the same room. | 
| McFortner | Next on MTV's Celebrity Death Match, James T. Kirk vs William Shatner! | 
| DanielB | "Awww....how can I stay mad at me? I *love* me." | 
| Gil Rodriguez | Kirk was always a soccer hooligan at heart... | 
| Moose | Shatner was so pleased when he read the script - he had even more screen time than usual. | 
| BikerWolf | Kirk 1: "His nose should pant..." Kirk 2: "And his lip should curl..." Kirk 1: "His cheeks should flame..." Kirk 2: "And his brow should furl..." Kirk 1: "His bosom should heave..." Kirk 2: "And his heart should glow..." Both at once: "AND HIS CHAIR BE EVER READY FOR A KNOCKDOWN BLOW!!!" | 
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