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The Steve Data, his comedy dire.

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Sondak Joe: Alright, Data. If I'm gonna be joining the crew of the Enterprise I gotta learn the other officer's names.
Data: Indeed, however I believe you may find a number of their names highly unorthodox.
Joe: Well tell me the names of the senior officers.
Data: Who is the captain, What is the first officer and the chief engineer is I Don't Know.
Joe: Well that's what I want to find out. Who's the captain?
Data: Yes.
Joe: Who's in command of the ship?
Data: Yes.
Joe: What's the name of the captain!?
Data: No, you are mistaken. What is the name of the first officer.
Joe: I don't know!
Data: That is the chief engineer.
Joe: How did I end up in Engineering?
Data: You mentioned the chief engineer by name.
Joe: Who's the chief engineer?
Data: Who is the captain...
Mikey Fortunately, Data's sides were capable of withstanding 8.5 times the "splitting" force of a normal human's.
Silent Bob "And then Doctor Crusher said, 'hang on, if this is my rectal thermometer then where's my PADD?'"
Sondak I just flew back from Archer IV and boy is my franchise tired!
FL Ten years later, it would be Vic Fontane and Julian Bashir
elvislives My God! He fired his bucktooth ray!
Bryan Moore "Hahahaha, so let me get this straight, we're gonna do a prequel show, but totally disrupt any continuity?! Hahahahaha!"
Griddles Comedian: What's long, hard and hairy?
Data: Biggus Dickus and a pair of Tribbles!
*rimshot*
*canned laughter*
Game Guru GG And then he said, "That's not a phaser. That's my Biggus Dickus!"
drow Data: "Sooo... many... tomatoes... on an intercept course!"
drow Audience: "BRING BACK WESLEY! BRING BACK WESLEY!"
AErikson After being released by Federation Scientists, B4, along with comedy legend Joe Piscopo XI, becomes the star of the 416th season of Saturday Night Live.

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