| Name | 
	Caption | 
	
| Bryan Moore | 
Despite his insistance at being a well-trained, highly professional doctor, the ladies couldn't help but feeling McCoy was just a dirty old man. | 
| Lord David | 
McCoy: "I know it's only an illusion, but we ain't got holodecks back on the Enterprise!" | 
| AHHHRNOLD | 
"I guess tribbles are fond of breast milk..." | 
| Basosz | 
McCoy: "Jim... I'm beginning to think I could cure a hairy day!" | 
| Silent Bob | 
Two escorts for the evening - £3000, a can of instant fur desolver... Priceless | 
| Chad | 
McCoy: "I see the new nurses uniforms have arrived." | 
| Drewbacca | 
In the future, the teletubbies will be much sexier. | 
| Admiral Q | 
The guys didn't have the heart to wake McCoy up.... | 
| SlideMan | 
"Gee, I sure hope you two are a lot more flexible than that Trill gymnist I met in college." | 
| 3of9 | 
I know they're not real... but they're so much FUN!!!! | 
| Dwarfer | 
"I'm usually a doctor,not |