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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "So by the time Trump had shut down all the TV channels that were critical of him, the only one left was Russia Today." |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: The uniforms were change as a result of to many ‘expendable red-shirt’ jokes. |
| Chromedome | Bones: "Sorry, Jim. I don't think having a urinal on the bridge is one of your better ideas." |
| Captain 8472 | “Jim, as your doctor, I must advise you to not date for the next two weeks. Your treatment is not yet complete.” |
| Captain 8472 | McCoy: Why was the ship’s new main computer named HAL? |
| Reingard | Bones: "You had a sandwich with mustard today, Jim." Kirk: "How did you know?" Bones: "You're wearing it." |
| Chromedome | "That's right, Jim. Keep social distancing." |
| Chromedome | Bones: "What happened to Ensign Dave?" Kirk: "Ensign Dave?" Bones: "Yeah, Dave. Scrawny guy. Friend of Ensign Ricky." Spock: "The one who got eaten on the last away mission." Bones: "Yeah, him!" Kirk: "He had a better agent than Ricky and got himself hired as an extra on a remake of I Love Lucy." Spock: "He'd have been better off getting eaten." |
| Chromedome | Shatner: "We don't really kill the redshirts, do we?" Kelley: "Of course we do! They're better actors than you Bill, but they still can't do a death convincingly." Shatner: "No! That's not right is it Leonard?" Nimoy: "Which bit? Killing the redshirts or them being better actors than you?" |
| Captain 8472 | “Jim, I received your latest medical records. We need to have a very thorough conversation regarding safe… ‘activities.’” |
| Chromedome | "So. Jim. Which Starfleet directive are we violating this week?" |
| Chromedome | "Jim. May I have a word with you about the importance of flushing the officer's toilet?" |
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