Name |
Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Data (to self): “Hold on… I also had the fish at lunch!” |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Lactose intolerance amount the Klingon species is relatively rare… but can be debilitating. |
Cyrus Ramsay |
...and that's why Romulan Ale is illegal. |
Captain 8472 |
The ‘Trust Fall’ exercise was a true failure. |
Silent Bob |
Data didn't realise the affect the "Snooze" button would have. |
Silent Bob |
Everyone falls to the left. Riker in a desperate desire for the captains chair falls the other way. |
Silent Bob |
Data: "Stardate 23203.2, It's now been 3 months since the coffee ran out." |
Captain 8472 |
Data: Does this mean I get a promotion? |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Data: “ Captain, in my estimation the anomaly is perfectly safe… Captain? [Turns slowly] I guess “safe” is a relative term.” |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Data: "Yes, Captain. The Olympics will go on for another 7 days... Captain? |
Miss Marple |
Data: Note to self, on my next assignment, do not play Monty Python’s "The Funniest Joke in the World" sketch. |
Captain 8472 |
Data: I see. Spot’s litter box needs an extra cleaning. |
Bird of Prey |
Data's log, star date 56547.8. Since I never had a real childhood, I strive to catch up on many of the typical experiences that young humans have. For example, today was my first slumber party. |
Chromedome |
The crew were exhausted after binge watching the Olympics for two weeks. |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Data: I guess this answers the question about 'Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?' |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Data: "So THAT is the problem..." |
Mr. WORF |
I wonder who didn't get vaccinated for COVID ? |
N'tran DS 12 |
Evidently, today was a good day to die. |
Bird of Prey |
Data: "I guess that wasn't synthehol after all..." |
Chromedome |
"What's so shocking, guys? I only said that I am really Frankie Chestnuts!" |
Mr. WORF |
Unfortunately Data's simulated B.O. was a touch to strong. |
Miss Marple |
Data: Captain, I believe that a FULL circle of protection is required... a semi-circle or a demi-lune does not appear to offer sufficient protection... Captain? |
Miss Marple |
Vulcan death fart? |
Chromedome |
As the effect of the liquid lunch took hold, Data realised why Picard had called him "the designated driver". |