Caption Competition

Winner

Name	Caption
Brian Phillips	THERE ARE "FOUR" BREASTS!!!

Special Mention

Name	Caption
DavidJROTC	Lwaxana: "Oh, Jean Luc... Is that a hypospray in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Picard: "Hypospray."
Nom Anor	Gone with the Wind -- The Next Generation.
Scott Bates	Picard: "The hookers here are considerably more... er... 'mature' than usual."
Scott Bates	Eager to advance his acting career in American TV, Patrick Stewart wasn't above flirting with producers' wives.
James	Picard: "Well hello...oh crap, you're the boss' wife!"
James	Lwaxana: "Come on, Jean-Luc...why don't you and I go back to your ready room and you show me the Picard Maneuver."
Saga	Lwaxana: I'm waiting for you to say those three litle words, Jean-Luc Picard:Okay...LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
BikerWolf	Picard (thinking): "Archer got three women with green skin, Kirk got a woman with green hair, and I get a woman wearing a green plastic shopping bag."
Child of Wonder	Jean Luc! Is that a phaser in your pocket or... you know, that's too cliche. Are you popping a stiffy?
Blurb23	Picard: "Q! I get your point! You can stop the computer from being 'sassy' now!
Nick C.	"The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no farther!"
drow	Lwaxana: "Cleopatra, her warm bed." Picard: "Austin Powers, his mojo gone."
drow	Lwaxana: "Cheeky direct appeal to Graham Kennedy." Picard: "Snarky pop-culture reference!" Lwaxana: "Mis-spelled barely relevant punchline!"
Aeon	Pircard to Troi "How about Hawaii?" Troi "Which Island?" Pircard "Comeona'wanna'laya"
Gruemaster	Picard: Luxwana! You're boldly going where I REALLY don't want you to go.
Silent Bob	Troi: "Look into my eyes, deep into my eyes, you are feeling..." Picard: "Sick?" Troi: "...sleepy"

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