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Caption Competition

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23 May 2005

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Merlin Janeway: OK, from the top!
Chakotay: Dude, where's my starship?
Paris: Where's your starship, dude?
Janeway: Dude, where's my starship?
Tuvok: What is the relative location of your extra-atmospheric vessel to our current co-ordinates in space and time, friend/ally/acquaintance?
Janeway: Tuvok!

Special Mention

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Blurb23 Janeway: No, Tom, you are not "too sexy for your shirt" like Spock is.
FL Tuvok: What is this "Star Trek Convention"? There is a large poster over there.
CommanderRed Now that you mention it Tom, we do look like that cast of Miami Vice
Lobster Shannon O'Donnell: "No, I am not this "Captain Janeway" you are searching for!! Now leave me alone, freaks!!!"
AJ If any policeman saw this scene, Paris and Tuvok would be arrested for mugging an elderly couple.
DanielB "Isn't it convenient that we always time-travel to the year the show's being produced in? I mean, never to 2100, never to 2200, never to 1500..."
*all stare, blinking*
DaCaptain Janeway remains curious as to why people flocked towards her asking for Mrs Columbo's autograph.
Xela Janeway: Alright, first person to find Graham Kennedy gets a three-day leave.
Tuvok: Why is it so important that we find him?
Janeway: Have you seen his website? He has more information on our time then we do. He must be an agent from the future.
Gil Rodriguez Paris: "What's wrong with the Captain?"
Tuvok: "We had an encounter with a group of youths a few minutes ago. For some reason, they broke into a dance routine, and upon finishing, they informed us that we had, in fact, been 'served'."
Janeway: "Such...incredible moves."
Paris: "Ouch..."
Ben Tuvok: Captain, you appear to have killed Kenny.
Chakotay and Paris: You BASTARD!!!!
DBB Mulgrew: "Tuvok, scan for Borg signatures!"
Tim Russ: "Kate...the show's been over for for years."
Leo Dundas Wheres Dr Who when you need him eh?
Yaso Kuuhl Chakotay: "Have you made contact with locals?"
Janeway: "Yes, but he kept asking me about 'nuklear wessels'"
drow Chakotay: "I'm fairly clean!"
Janeway: "I'm TRYING to be funny!"
Tuvok: "I am not insulting."
Paris: "Does this shirt make me offensive?"
SlideMan Janeway: "Hmmmm. I'm with an Native American, a black Vulcan wearing a bandan and an ex-con in downtown Los Angeles. I'm gonna' get picked up by the cops for sure."
=NoPoet= Rob Beltran: "...and Rick just said, 'Robert, nobody gives a damn about Chakotay. Stick to calling out whenever Voyager's leaking plasma. So I said to him..."
Mulgrew: "Rob, give it a god-damn rest."
McFortner Chackotay: Captain, is that cannon canon?

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