Name |
Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Roddenberry eventually replaced the actor with Tourette's because he clashed with Shatner's acting style. |
EMH_MkI |
All those years on set and Shatner FINALLY saw "Nimoy was here" scratched into the ceiling... |
Silent Bob |
Never shake hands with a Vorkon, after all not everybody has their genitals in the same place. |
Miss Marple |
The DTs... IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE! |
CaptainMiata |
Holy crap, look at that spider! |
jg |
Even when just stubbing his toe, Kirk was prone to over-acting. |
11001001 |
Gullible is written on the ceiling? Where? Where? |
Thöme |
According to the Shatnerian school of acting, that's actually underacting. |
DBB |
After being frozen in carbonite, he was delivered to Jabba's - no, wait. Wrong franchise. |
Bird of Prey |
Everyone was quite impressed by Captain Kirk's attempt to negotiate the peace treaty via interpretive dance. |
Delvok |
A DRAMATIC........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ PAUSE |
jg |
and after swearing that he saw hundreds of little unicorns dancing across the ceiling, Kirk swore he would never do LSD again. |
Sacha |
Kirk just found out the total cost of his Obamacare premiums. |
jg |
McCoy: My God Jim, tell me what's going on. Spock: Doctor, there is no need to worry yourself. The Captain just found out that we are going to visit the planet of Glamoria. From what I hear, the natives are made up of supermodels. The Captain will be fine in a few minutes.
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Frankie Chestnuts |
Little know fact: The B-Side of Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was a medley of songs from "The Sound of Music". |
Foxbat |
CALGON! Take me away!! |
Miss Marple |
Shatner models the behavior for the "Keep the doggie treat on your nose until some ASS tells you it is OK to have it" trick. |
Ktasay |
Moving string! Ohh, me want that! *swipe* Hey it moved! (Shatner's first impression upon hearing the episode title "Catspaw") |
prada |
Spock had the misfortune to walk onto the bridge as Kirk finished giving Yeoman Rand his log entry. |
sentinel64 |
Oh I could have saved a bundle if I only used Priceline! |
jg |
YES! THERE IS A GOD! That was the statement heard around the galaxy when the results of 18 different pregnancy test came back negative after Kirk's visit to Risa. |
Admiral Adam |
Why... Must... I... (does it really matter what comes next?) |
The Geek |
ACTING: If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. |
TS |
Kirk thinking: "Don't let it out...they'll know it's you...can't contain fart!!" |