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Blaston Phools "Dear god Q! What are you doing to the Toddlerian Ambassador!?"

Special Mention

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Nutso "Daddy, you were better on TNG."
Frankie Chestnuts "... and when he breaks wind, he can knock planets out of their orbit."
Mr. President The power of Q compels you!!
Tyrridon "Who's a good little omnipotent being? Yes you aaaare! Yessss you are!"
Will Deker That's RIGHT, junior, It's a REBOOT!!!
sentinel64 Q's ultimate solution for how Will Riker will be "Number 1" on the USS Enterprise for another 30-40 years... the only problem will be getting someone to clean up after he does a "number 2."
Skifreak '3 Q's and a Baby' was not nearly as successful at the galactic box office as the 20th century original
RedDwarfian Q: And he still outranks you, Kathy!
Bodhi Commander William Diaper?
Pudabudigada No junior, shield your eyes, you can't see that many inconsistancies at your tender age. Oh why did I buy him the Enterprise boxset?
Tobias The prodical son drooleth.
Tobias Alright, Baby Q, time to meet the family! That's Grandpa Q, Grandma Q, Aunt Q, Uncle Q, your other Uncle Q. (Try to avoid him, he drinks a lot) Then there's your cousin Q and her 17th husband Q, your second-cousin-once-removed Q, your other cousin Q and his "friend" Q...
Tobias In "Tapestry," we got to see Picard at 22 years of age. Here, we see Picard at 22 days of age.
Schizo-Hal Q: UGH! Quite potent, that odor. Wouldn't you say, Captain?
Janeway: Omni Potent if you ask me!
Lazar Aw, look, he's so Qte!
ZebulaNebula Q: I wish he'd stop turning Klingons into Teletubbies.
SteveWD despite his youth, he was a tough negotiator at contract time.
Frankie Chestnuts Q: "My God... You'd think omnipotent poo would smell better!"
Blaston Phools "I am baby! please insert girder!"
Lucky Strike Q: That's right, now snap your fingers and all the inconsistencies in Star Trek: Enterprise will disappear!
Lucky Strike Can a Q create a child he cannot raise properly? Either way, he's not omnipotent!
Exodore Q: I'll call him... Mini Q!
BC1 Wave good bye to the franchise little one ...wave goodbye ...

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